Thursday, 30 May 2013

Whitegoods

White Goods
Drytooling venue

Information from our Welsh cousins








Archive image of The popular peoples climbing front.
Not to be confused with the peoples climbing front of the English Lake District 

Ladies and Gents in light of the recent political protest and acts of vandalism by the People's Climbing Front of the English Lake District' a national Warning has been sent out to all Drytoolers and as a precaution the National toolers threat level has now been increased to Level Two; Moderate

Moderate - an attack is possible but not likely

Ongoing investigations in to the mindless attack on the works are ...er ongoing, but until we know how deep set this dangerous cell are we advise everyone to be on their guard, who knows your partner might one of them ... !!  Have you ever mentioned sharpening your picks to them to be met with rolled eyes? ... think about it and take a good look at your so called friend.

Should any of you witness suspect behavior or unattended equipment such as Access rig, bolt cutters, grinder, generator, flask of tea, half chewed gingsters pasty, please do not approach, instead report it to this site. Your safety is paramount. 

Be safe out there and remember... DON'T PANIC !

Its a goods thing! 

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